So, the year is over and it's time to assess what I've learned in the last twelve months. So, here goes:
I learned...
1. Law school is boring, even when you're not actually in law school. (My wife has super-powers and cannot be bored to death, no matter how terrible the subject matter or reading material might be.)
2. Some people like to fight with the windows open. (I do mean fight.)
3. You don't get used to bad water, it just continues tasting like gross.
4. Our dog will eat just about anything. (I think this year it was the Disney trading pin that most surprised me.)
5. Canned alfredo sauce is a great laxative.
6. Traffic is traffic, don't let people tell you it's worse somewhere else. It always sucks to be stuck behind someone else when you just want to go home.
7. If you only make it to church once in a while, they don't ask you to do much. (It pays to be the new guy.)
8. Korean rap exists. (Now my sisters both have new career options.)
9. My cousin Paul is older than I thought.
10. Christmas isn't the same when my mom isn't around to light something on fire. (I know mom, it only happened once, but in this family that's all it takes.)
11. The Giants are great at looking mediocre through 162 games before winning World Series Championships in great style.
12. If you write a blog and pester people for long enough, you'll earn about $6.00 a month doing it. (That's about 10 cents an hour. So check out www.didyouseethatone.com)
13. Lance Armstrong was doping.... (Not as shocking of a revelation as you might think.)
14. You can win an election despite failing to accomplish anything you promised to do the first time you were elected. (Thanks a lot, Steven Foster of La Habra High School.)
15. Hollywood isn't quite as glamorous as advertised. (They do some of the cleaner homeless people though.)
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